What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Democrats’ candidate, Kamala, is a total loser, while our candidate, Trump, is a legendary hero and a living god. Are you ready to lose BIG Democrats?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

Dr No

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

When an Air India flight crashed into a medical campus, surviving doctors rushed to save lives - Politico

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?